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    That's certainly a story for sitting around the campfire.

    "There I was, in my favorite Nike's, dressed like a geek, when suddenly.....ROWR!! I whipped out my concealed-carry-dry-cleaning-bag and suffocated the som-bee-otch."

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    Young cat trying to get through its first winter. Good job to the runner. He's got one hell of a story to tell his grand kids.

    I heard of a story in WY of a guy fending off another young cat with a chainsaw. Again.. They're young, hungry and trying to survive their first winter.
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    There are more cats around than people think, especially the front range. North table has a couple that keeps the deer herd in check.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colorado68 View Post
    There are more cats around than people think, especially the front range. North table has a couple that keeps the deer herd in check.
    Denver zoo has a great picture outside the mountain lion exhibit - I think it's of a mother and child getting the typical tourist picture taken, and in the grass behind them is a mountain lion - probably eyeing the child.

    I guess it wasn't until they looked at the picture later that they noticed the lion.

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    He could have at least wore a GoPro camera.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHA-LEE View Post
    Am I the only one wondering why the jogger wasn't armed with at least a knife? Maybe he was and simply chose to choke the cat out to validate his man card?
    I guess he prefers jujitsu over jushootsu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrPrena View Post
    ... jujitsu over jushootsu
    Hahaha
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    That would be a badass story to tell to your kids and grandkids!
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    I just heard that there was a problem with the ambulance, apparently the mans balls would fit through the door.
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    New twist in story.

    The VPC and Gabby Giffords have denounced the killing as senseless. Wanting to know why the jogger couldn't have called 911 instead.





    Fellow joggers are rallying round the as of yet unnamed man . Holding signs and chanting

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