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  1. 11-19-2009, 16:32 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBear View Post
    Hey you bigot-tud... uh... bigu-tked... uh... Hey you racist! Rednecks can read and we don't marry sisters! Only half cousins twice removed and uh... stuff! It's them hilly billy's that can't read and marry them mommas!!!!


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    First time 'round I didn't even see the "married to my sister" part! HAHAHAHAHAHA.



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    ......well, I never thought of my self as a redneck......but.........oh well
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    "Expert shot" - one in the nuts. tell him good luck with the 70 virgins. 1 in the head. I'm a cheap redneck.
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    No, no, no... It wasn't promised to be 70 virgins. That was a mis-translation of the original language. The real translation is that for every jihadist that kills an infidel, there will be 70 VIRGINIANS kicking their butt into H-E-double hockysticks. Thomas Jefferson, et al.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBear View Post
    No, no, no... It wasn't promised to be 70 virgins. That was a mis-translation of the original language. The real translation is that for every jihadist that kills an infidel, there will be 70 VIRGINIANS kicking their butt into H-E-double hockysticks. Thomas Jefferson, et al.

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    Missouri Ozark Hillbilly here ('cepinz fer the part 'bout mah sister, ma, or cousins).
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