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    It's "Safe Man" opie011's Avatar
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    Default Test to see what you are!

    Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

    Here is a little test that will help you decide.

    The answer can be found by posing the following question:


    You're walking down a
    deserted street with your wife
    and
    two small children.
    Suddenly, an Islamic
    Terrorist with a huge knife
    comes
    around the corner, locks eyes with you,
    screams obscenities, praises
    Allah, raises the
    knife, and charges at you.

    You are carrying a
    Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

    You have mere seconds
    before he reaches you and your family. What
    do
    you do?

    .................................................. ... .........

    THINK CAREFULLY AND
    THEN SCROLL DOWN:





    Democrat's
    Answer :


    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
    Does
    the man look poor or oppressed?
    Have I ever done anything to him that
    would inspire
    him to attack?
    Could we run away?
    What does my wife
    think?
    What about the kids?
    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
    and knock
    the knife out of his hand?
    What does the law say about
    this situation?
    Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
    of message
    does this send to society and to my children?
    Is it possible he'd be
    happy with just killing me?
    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
    he be
    content just to wound me?
    If I were to grab his knees and hold
    on, could my
    family get away while he was stabbing me?
    Should I call
    9-1-1?
    Why is this street so deserted?
    We need to raise taxes, have
    paint and weed day and
    make this happier, healthier street that
    would
    discourage such behavior.
    This is all so confusing! I need to
    debate this with
    some friends for few days and try to come to a
    consensus.

    .. .................................................. .. ............



    Republican's
    Answer:

    BANG!


    .................................................. .. .................................................. .... .........

    Redneck's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG !
    Click . . ... (Sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! BANG!
    BANG! Click
    Daughter: Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
    the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydrashocks?
    Son: Can I shoot the next one?
    Wife: You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!
     
     
     
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    had this on another website...

    TONS of libs complained...

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    Fake. Kimber doesn't have a 9 round mag do they?

    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Guess I'm a hardcore Redneck... btw op, you forgot a few "bangs" in there, wife carries as well.

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    and so do the kids ,,,LOL

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    I guess I part way in between, 2+1
    The Hobo

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    that's 2 in the heart 1 in the head not republican and democat just to be clear.
    The Hobo

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