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  1. 11-19-2009, 15:46 #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenScoutII View Post
    Well, I can read and I'm not married to my sister, so I guess I'm only half Redneck. Besides, I carry a .45 so multiples of "bang" aren't really necessary at all. Well, maybe for dramatic effect
    Hey you bigot-tud... uh... bigu-tked... uh... Hey you racist! Rednecks can read and we don't marry sisters! Only half cousins twice removed and uh... stuff! It's them hilly billy's that can't read and marry them mommas!!!!


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    First time 'round I didn't even see the "married to my sister" part! HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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  2. 11-19-2009, 16:32 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBear View Post
    Hey you bigot-tud... uh... bigu-tked... uh... Hey you racist! Rednecks can read and we don't marry sisters! Only half cousins twice removed and uh... stuff! It's them hilly billy's that can't read and marry them mommas!!!!


    HAHA.


    First time 'round I didn't even see the "married to my sister" part! HAHAHAHAHAHA.



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    ......well, I never thought of my self as a redneck......but.........oh well
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    "Expert shot" - one in the nuts. tell him good luck with the 70 virgins. 1 in the head. I'm a cheap redneck.
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    No, no, no... It wasn't promised to be 70 virgins. That was a mis-translation of the original language. The real translation is that for every jihadist that kills an infidel, there will be 70 VIRGINIANS kicking their butt into H-E-double hockysticks. Thomas Jefferson, et al.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBear View Post
    No, no, no... It wasn't promised to be 70 virgins. That was a mis-translation of the original language. The real translation is that for every jihadist that kills an infidel, there will be 70 VIRGINIANS kicking their butt into H-E-double hockysticks. Thomas Jefferson, et al.

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    Missouri Ozark Hillbilly here ('cepinz fer the part 'bout mah sister, ma, or cousins).
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