My insurance company (GEICO) is willing to cover this as a no-fault comprehensive claim which is pretty cool since it's obviously a collision of some sorts. The adjuster said since I have no idea where/when it happened or what caused it he'd just do it that way. So that'll save me $500 on the deductible at least. I thought that was a pretty nice gesture.
So, the Gecko comes through. That is a "silver lining" result.
Buying Randall Made Knives and Randall 1911 Pistols