Don'cha kno?? CO is basically a third-world country because our taxes are so low, thanks to that damn Tabor. We need more money for schools*, roads**, clean air and water***!!

-Every liberal in this state

* For administrators and to be siphoned off for pet projects. Teachers can sit and spin.
** To be spent on toll roads owned by private companies run by relatives of CO DOT admins
*** To be used to drive oil and gas industry out of the state