Is Florida real?

[Skully]

A new Direction;

Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing corn cob at mom's head

A Florida man was arrested Sunday after an alleged culinary confrontation in which police say the 27-year-old hurled an ear of corn at his mother's head.

Cody Cummins was arrested at about 3:30 a.m. after being accused of the corn kerfuffle at a Zephyrills home, WOFL reported, citing the Pasco County Sheriff's Office.Cummins is accused of throwing the corn cob at his mom. Officials said the woman was hurt, but didn't sustain any injuries in the food fight.

Cummins allegedly fled the scene, but was later tracked down and taken into custody. Online arrest records show he was charged with domestic battery.

[TFOGGER]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-m...sex-act-police

A Florida man is facing manslaughter charges, accused of accidentally and fatally shooting a woman during a sex act on Sunday, authorities said.

Andrew Shinault, 23, shot a woman in her 20s in the upper body with his registered handgun about 12:30 p.m., the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office said in a news release.

[TFOGGER]

https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/02/...V2RDXQKCT9khWw

Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire

DAVE WEASEL

GAINESVILLE, FL – A 37-year-old man is dead after his trailer home was destroyed in a meth-lab explosion, caused by him lighting up ‘blue angels’ to amuse his wife.



The man’s wife was found lying naked on the couple’s front yard, reportedly still laughing. “A Blue Angel is when you put a lighter up to your butt and fart on it, making it catch on fire. It’s funny as s—,” explains the mans wife, who claims to be an expert on the subject. “Normally we go to Del Taco because of their $0.59 tacos, but we made some extra cash this week so we went to Chipotle. The farts you get from there could fill a gas chamber. I know he’s looking up from hell laughing his ass off saying it was worth it,” she says smiling through blackened teeth, apparently not caused by the fire.

[JohnnyDrama]

^ That ain't right....

[theGinsue]

Dude looks like a bearded/long-haired Pvt Leonard Lawrence, aka Pvt Fat Body, aka Pvt Gomer Pyle from Full Metal Jacket.

[Gman]

This is why everyone is Googling 'Florida man' and their birthday

Let's face it: There's a little bit of "Florida Man" in all of us.

At least, that's the idea behind the Florida Man Challenge, a viral social media joke that plays upon the plight of Florida residents who find themselves in strange predicaments ? and sometimes in handcuffs.

The Florida Man meme dates to 2013, according to website Know Your Meme, focusing on news headlines featuring "bizarre domestic incidents involving a male subject residing in the state of Florida."

Jan. 29, 2019: Florida man thought he was stealing opioids but instead got laxatives, police say

Sept. 7, 2018: Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt

Why Florida?: Here's why Florida is the source of so many wild crime stories

The challenge started with a simple game: Google "Florida Man" and your birthday to find out what headline turns up.

[ChickNorris]

https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/05/1...rap-warehouse/


Have you ever moved a used appliance & not opened it beforehand to check for content?

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Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire

Florida man died doing what he loved.

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https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/05/1...rap-warehouse/


Have you ever moved a used appliance & not opened it beforehand to check for content?

I'm no expert but I imagine that thing smelled like death for some time. It should have been obvious. Unless it was a warehouse for storing disappeared bodies.

[KS63]

It’s not a stripper pole...
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wpt...ds%3f_amp=true