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  1. 06-12-2019, 13:13 #71
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    I was waiting for the one I saw this morning where the lady squeezed her boyfriends testicles until they bled.
    "There are no finger prints under water."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I was waiting for the one I saw this morning where the lady squeezed her boyfriends testicles until they bled.
    If you're dating a FL girl, make sure you agree on a safe word during the first date.
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    What the?
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    https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man...get-bh-1442215
    Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

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  5. 06-12-2019, 16:26 #75
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    Would've been better if he had played the Oscar Meyer Wiener song & added a little dill relish.
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    I didn't see this one here...

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-w...trumps-country

    A Florida woman who stabbed herself three times in the stomach with a kitchen knife reportedly told responding officers it was all because of President Trump.
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  7. 06-12-2019, 19:00 #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I was waiting for the one I saw this morning where the lady squeezed her boyfriends testicles until they bled.
    News article, with her bikini pics included
    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/927427...d-florida/amp/
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    Good find, article I read didn't have those.
    "There are no finger prints under water."
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Would've been better if he had played the Oscar Meyer Wiener song & added a little dill relish.
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