Is Florida real?

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I used to split my time evenly between CO and FL due to my fishing problem. When the corps of engineers isn't dumping Lake O in both directions, the fishing is pretty good but eventually fuel runs low and you have to return to land. That's when the weirdness starts again. I doubt it's possible to find as many shady goings-on in any other state, it's an unusual place to be sure. Unless I planned on spending most waking hours offshore, I'd never schedule a trip to Florida.

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