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    Default I went to Jared?s.

    With five grand in my pocket(Tax return) to buy (start shopping)my girlfriend and engagement ring. One look on the door and it says? no one on this premises is permitted to carry a firearm. Etc... something to that effect.
    Since my pistol was sitting on the floor of my Jeep, I open the door and said? I came here to spend $10,000 on a nice engagement ring for my sweetheart but I am on able to shop here because I do not feel protected with this much money and not have my firearm by my side.? He muttered something as I turned away pulling out my pocket a fistful hundred dollar bills and shrug my shoulders. Have a nice day.
    I feel great today. Lol People are so stupid.
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    Just get your girlfriend a mossanite ring, and keep the difference for your self for a new gun. Most likey she won't know the difference.
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    I would definitely try blue niles as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixgun View Post
    With five grand in my pocket(Tax return) to buy (start shopping)my girlfriend and engagement ring. One look on the door and it says? no one on this premises is permitted to carry a firearm. Etc... something to that effect.
    Since my pistol was sitting on the floor of my Jeep, I open the door and said? I came here to spend $10,000 on a nice engagement ring for my sweetheart but I am on able to shop here because I do not feel protected with this much money and not have my firearm by my side.? He muttered something as I turned away pulling out my pocket a fistful hundred dollar bills and shrug my shoulders. Have a nice day.
    I feel great today. Lol People are so stupid.
    Don't waste money on jewelry. I fancy the idea of an engagement rifle... if only.


    & if you've met me you know I'm quite serious too.
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    Btw, I’m not spending 10gs on a ring. Just messing with numb nut at door.
    Guess it’s not as funny anymore? Stupid Fing kids at the school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Don't waste money on jewelry. I fancy the idea of an engagement rifle... if only.


    & if you've met me you know I'm quite serious too.
    Wait, what! Maybe I should hold off. LoL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Don't waste money on jewelry. I fancy the idea of an engagement rifle... if only.
    I thought that was a shotgun held by her pappy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BladesNBarrels View Post
    I thought that was a shotgun held by her pappy?
    Maybe @ your wedd.... Squirrel!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Don't waste money on jewelry. I fancy the idea of an engagement rifle... if only.

    & if you've met me you know I'm quite serious too.
    I second this.

    I thought I was going to get screwed on our 10 year. Turns out the wife wanted a simple gold band. Her original wedding ring wasn't practical for everyday wear and often not smart.

    So I got her a really nice simple gold band, engraved, and sized. She wears it more than the wedding ring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixgun View Post
    With five grand in my pocket(Tax return) to buy (start shopping)my girlfriend and engagement ring. One look on the door and it says? no one on this premises is permitted to carry a firearm. Etc... something to that effect.
    Since my pistol was sitting on the floor of my Jeep, I open the door and said? I came here to spend $10,000 on a nice engagement ring for my sweetheart but I am on able to shop here because I do not feel protected with this much money and not have my firearm by my side.? He muttered something as I turned away pulling out my pocket a fistful hundred dollar bills and shrug my shoulders. Have a nice day.
    I feel great today. Lol People are so stupid.
    The “Pretty Woman” treatment. Nicely done.
    Try Shane or Trice - both have been good to me.

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