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  1. 05-30-2019, 21:00 #1
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    Default US energy department rebrands gas exports 'molecules of freedom'

    Talking about making america great.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-ca...BTAlCqXbALierg
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    Kinda funny and silly...but I like it.
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    Please don't smoke near freedom.
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    "Freedom fries...cooked with freedom gas."
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    I can hear it now:

    Reporter: Do you know what caused this house to explode?

    Fire investigator: Our preliminary investigation is pointing to a buildup of too much freedom in the basement, which then led to a freedom explosion.
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  6. 05-31-2019, 11:41 #6
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    Also: Your next bill from Xcel energy will read as follows:

    FREEDOM ISN'T FREE!

    And in your case, the Price of Freedom is $79.95 for the period of 04/01/2019 - 04/30/2019.
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    Freedom molecules are compressed to around .25 psi and piped directly into your home. What a time to be alive!
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    Wonder how much money was spent making this change.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DFBrews View Post
    Wonder how much money was spent making this change.
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    This is a great country, I have freedom on tap inside my house.
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