Close
Results 1 to 4 of 4

Thread: Funny Story

Hybrid View

Previous Post Previous Post   Next Post Next Post
  1. #1
    Zombie Slayer
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Pueblo
    Posts
    6,973

    Default Funny Story

    So, a woman shows up at Central Intelligence Agency HQ asking for "Agent Penis". She shows up so many times they actually have to arrest her. I don't really like to quote the media, but I saw this article in the Army Times magazine...

    https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2019/05/08/woman-arrested-for-trespassing-at-cia-headquarters-and-asking-for-agent-penis/
    Per Ardua ad Astra

  2. #2
    Machine Gunner Martinjmpr's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2014
    Location
    Pueblo
    Posts
    2,112

    Default

    Seems like something that Sacha Baron Cohen would do.
    Martin

    If you love your freedom, thank a veteran. If you love to party, thank the Beastie Boys. They fought for that right.

  3. #3
    Splays for the Bidet CS1983's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    St. Augustine, FL
    Posts
    6,260

    Default

    "For the last time, it's Agent Peh-nees, not pee-nis; my name is Agent Ricardo Pen?s!"

    Your name is Dick Penis?
    ---
    I can't get the diacritical mark to stick Keeps showing as a ?.
    Last edited by CS1983; 07-02-2019 at 12:36.
    Feedback

    It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. - The Cleveland Press, March 1, 1921, GK Chesterton

  4. #4
    Finally Called Dillon Justin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Colorado Springs
    Posts
    1,877

    Default

    "You just missed him, ma'am, he was deployed on a mission that requires him to pitch a tent."
    RATATATATATATATATATATABLAM

    If there's nothing wrong with having to show an ID to buy a gun, there's nothing wrong with having to show an ID to vote.

    For legal reasons, that's a joke.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •