Quote Originally Posted by MrAK View Post
I love amazon because my USPS delivery person is an alcoholic and about 30 percent of the time she fails to deliver my packages by the guaranteed delivery date. Thanks to amazon and day drinking I managed to get a $350 car battery for free, among other things over the past two years.
That's some funny shit.

GF bought a bunch of stuff for the house today. I didn't purchase anything.