Quote Originally Posted by MichiganMilitia View Post
I'm a field agent for the BATFE and I report any constitutional, anti-government, pro-liberty, or anti-Obama activities directly to the Director of Homeland Security.

If you find yourself in one of these categories, you can probably expect a "visit" within the next two weeks.
I'm a registered Libertarian. I'm sure you guys have been watching me for years. Not worried, I have a high tech piece of anti-surveilance equipment right here. Wait! Where is it?!

Shit, I can't find my tin-foil hat! Dammit! Now you can read my thoughts!

I'm screwed!