What do you do for a living?

[funkfool]

Nothin' now, I got fired today.

Not a bad thing tho, I really hated that job.

But here's some advice... boss types don't like it when you ask the person on the phone "are you retarded?"

Bummer... but, really... it sounds like a legitimate question.

[BPTactical]

Data Specialist for a State entity. (20 years)
Getting ready to bail pretty quick and do the "Smithing full time.

But here's some advice... boss types don't like it when you ask the person on the phone "are you retarded?"

Funny-
One of my old bosses had a way of getting all wound up over nothing. One day he comes in and starts yapping and going bazoonies over one of the other guys and I was in no mood for it. He turned to me and asked me what I thought.
I asked him if he had any rubber clothes. He gave me a real quizzical look and said "No, why do you ask?"
I told him if he was going to act like a dick he should dress appropriatley for the job.
He never said a word.
Been chilled out pretty much ever since.

[Half Live]

I am about to start working for Broadband Interactive. I will be a contractor to Comcast and sell Comcast. So if you need to know if there are any deals going on with comcast let me know and I can hook you up.

[idave]

Solution Architect for a services company dealing with telecommunications software. I used to work for the company that made the software.

[mx'r]

manager of small portable rock crushing/recycling company. was a surface miner for several years till the industry went to crap. now i spend months out of town crushing rocks. thankfull to still be working though.

[glock21]

i was a custom carpenter for the last five years building custom wine cellars across the us. shop closed so i do security work at night and pest control in the day, by the way we need some good guys who are in good shape and have done armed security befor with a ccw or able to obtain one. we need guys soon pm me for more info

[SideShow Bob]

I just get high all day,
25' to 85' high depending on which bucket truck I'm using. If you see a big orange or white bucket truck next to the highway, give me a brake and move over a lane. The outriggers stick out pretty far.
Thank you.

[trlcavscout]

I am about to start working for Broadband Interactive. I will be a contractor to Comcast and sell Comcast. So if you need to know if there are any deals going on with comcast let me know and I can hook you up.

I contracted for Comcast and US cable for 3 years before going to work for Comcast. It used to be a good job

[ChunkyMonkey]

I am about to start working for Broadband Interactive. I will be a contractor to Comcast and sell Comcast. So if you need to know if there are any deals going on with comcast let me know and I can hook you up.

That reminds me.. i need to cancel my comcast!

[Graves]

Nothin' now, I got fired today.

Not a bad thing tho, I really hated that job.

But here's some advice... boss types don't like it when you ask the person on the phone "are you retarded?"

I'm not big on CS myself, that's why I'm a wrench bender tucked safely away from the public in a shop.