LOL stupid stoners

[MrPrena]

"Just say NO!"

[Gman]

To haikus?

[Irving]

That would've had a greater impact if you'd done it in Haiku.

Well, I thought she'd respond better to that song as it's more her speed.

[BladesNBarrels]

That would've had a greater impact if you'd done it in Haiku.

"Haiku" is a traditional form of Japanese poetry.
Haiku poems consist of 3 lines.
The first and last lines of a Haiku have 5 syllables and the middle line has 7 syllables.
The lines rarely rhyme, but some scholars try to rhyme Line 1 and 3.

Okay, let's see who can come up with a Haiku that says the same thing.



Am so Far Astray
As my Posts on here do Show
Read them through the Day

[ray1970]

Edgy like a boss,
The internet doesn?t know,
How I like to troll.





There. Haiku. I think.

[BladesNBarrels]

Cigarette Ads.
This is the one that got me in the late 50's, when I had 2 paper routes in Sacramento.
I would end my morning route, delivering the Sacramento Bee, at a donut shop that had a Cigarette Machine that anyone could use.
After delivering the San Francisco Examiner after school, I would meet other kids and we would smoke and tell "battle" stories.

[BladesNBarrels]

Edgy like a boss,
The internet doesn?t know,
How I like to troll.

There. Haiku. I think.

Great job! I think you've got it!

[Bailey Guns]

A forum of guns
hijacked by poetic verse
that doesn't make sense

[Bailey Guns]

Back in the day there was a funny, NSFW haiku website that was freakin' hilarious. For the life of me I can't remember what it was. I shed many a tear reading on that site.

[BladesNBarrels]

A forum of guns
hijacked by poetic verse
that doesn't make sense

Ah, the master shows up all the amateurs!