Colorado McDonald?s Ice Cream Machine Unavailable

[hurley842002]

Wait... so you're saying there are coupons?


My McDonalds is lame. Not one, not ever.


I go to Good Times for my milkshakes now. Far superior.

Yeah, little business card type thing, with the Managers name on it, specifically stating something along the lines of "we're sorry you had to wait, have a free dessert on us". I'll snap a pic if I can find it.

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Why would people stand in line if the machines were down?

They started saying "five minutes."

Then 10

Then 15

Then told everyone to leave.

I don't think there's any ice cream machine crisis training in the new hire process.



ETA: After my first post in this thread, I was served a targeted Dairy Queen ad in Twitter. Never seen one before now. How does it know what I've typed in another browser session? Not even using the same browser!

Creepy.

[FoxtArt]

Speaking of McDonald's, I know they catch a lot of flack for crappy incompetent employees, and terrible customer service, but I have to give a shout out to the one on Kipling near Belleview. I have been going to that one for coffee on my way to work Saturday's and Sunday's, and those employee's are much more akin to Chic-fil-a employee's than any other McDonald's I've been to, very friendly and at least act like they give a crap, and if they have to park you to wait for your order, you get a coupon for a free dessert Item. Not too shabby.

Closest Chic-fil-a is in Grand Junction. I hate going there. Not a chicken guy to begin with, but people dutifully line up in that drive through like it's the parkway to heaven itself, to ridiculous extent. MARTHA ITS JUST FAST FOOD, stop acting like you dug a well in Africa. I'm not sure why someone hasn't built a second one over here, as it would be profitable.

[Bailey Guns]

What I like about McDonalds:

1. Bacon, egg & cheese biscuit in the morning.

2. Their fries.

3. On long road trips they're easy to spot from the interstate (usually) and I at least know what to expect. 2 cheeseburger meal is very eat-while-I'm-driving friendly. One for me and usually one for whatever dog(s) I happen to have with me.

4. Yeah...coffee isn't bad for store bought. Also comforting on long road trips.

That's about it.

Sorry to hear about the ice cream machine. I'll keep it in my prayers.

[hurley842002]

What I like about McDonalds:

1. Bacon, egg & cheese biscuit in the morning.

2. Their fries.

3. On long road trips they're easy to spot from the interstate (usually) and I at least know what to expect. 2 cheeseburger meal is very eat-while-I'm-driving friendly. One for me and usually one for whatever dog(s) I happen to have with me.

4. Yeah...coffee isn't bad for store bought. Also comforting on long road trips.

That's about it.

Sorry to hear about the ice cream machine. I'll keep it in my prayers.

This is pretty much my "use" for McDonald's as well, I don't eat much fast food to begin with, but McD's and road trips pretty much go together for us.

[theGinsue]

Uh, this entire thread has me befuddled. It's like The Onion infiltrated our site. What gives?

[FoxtArt]

Our English no good! Run Comrades, he is on to us!

[ChickNorris]

Engrish...

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Uh, this entire thread has me befuddled. It's like The Onion infiltrated our site. What gives?

Website Moderator Doesn't Understand Why People Keep Posting Things About Their Lives

Colorado - A local website moderator has grown concerned that members continue to post mundane stories about their lives instead of conspiracy theories and pictures of scantily clad women. "What kind of boring people are these?" he was heard asking in moderator's meeting Monday.

The newer posts leave the moderator with a lot more time for other hobbies but longing for the days of arguing over abortion and religion. He anxiously awaits the next marijuana post and wants to drop hints but is afraid. "I can't tell them to get too edgy or it will look contrived when I come down on them. A ban would really shake things up but no one even call someone a 'retard' or 'dickface.'"

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[ChickNorris]

Website Moderator Doesn't Understand Why People Keep Posting Things About Their Lives

Can you hear me laughing from there?!