Colorado McDonald?s Ice Cream Machine Unavailable

[spqrzilla]

The nearest McDonalds' and the nearest Burger King have an ongoing contest on which can be most incompetent. The Burger King is in the lead. They seem to trade off in which of them has the broken shake machine that day.

[Gman]

EOW 2019-08-03ish

After consistently failing to be available for years, the McDonalds soft serve ice cream machine located at the restaurant northwest of Arapahoe Road and I25 was permanently made unavailable by the unexpected rebuilding of the facility. Witnesses report that there was a McDonald?s location there one day, and then it was torn down and gone the next. The new facility is expected to be completed by Fall of 2019, possibly with a new machine.

https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/l...e-ct/4553.html

That location has a horrible parking/drive-thru arrangement. Those are the only good things I can think of at the moment.

[Irving]

Uh, this entire thread has me befuddled. It's like The Onion infiltrated our site. What gives?

That seems to be the entire joke, just to make an onion like post.

Expertly executed A. Llama, Not.

[theGinsue]

Uh, this entire thread has me befuddled. It's like The Onion infiltrated our site. What gives?

Website Moderator Doesn't Understand Why People Keep Posting Things About Their Lives

Colorado - A local website moderator has grown concerned that members continue to post mundane stories about their lives instead of conspiracy theories and pictures of scantily clad women. "What kind of boring people are these?" he was heard asking in moderator's meeting Monday.

The newer posts leave the moderator with a lot more time for other hobbies but longing for the days of arguing over abortion and religion. He anxiously awaits the next marijuana post and wants to drop hints but is afraid. "I can't tell them to get too edgy or it will look contrived when I come down on them. A ban would really shake things up but no one even call someone a 'retard' or 'dickface.'"

[snip]

Funny. Check out your new user title. There is always something I can find to do to amuse myself here. I'm evil that way.

I wouldn't ban you Skip, you post some good shit.

[ChickNorris]

:-x

[Skip]

I’m so owned.

[Gman]

Maybe, but that was really funny.

[DavieD55]

I haven't been to a McDonald's in like 7 or 8 years. The last time I went to a drive up the woman manning the drive up mic didn't speak english and I don't speak spanish. Haven't been back there since.

[brutal]

The nearest McDonalds' and the nearest Burger King have an ongoing contest on which can be most incompetent. The Burger King is in the lead. They seem to trade off in which of them has the broken shake machine that day.

Not to be outdone, Carl's Jr. leaves all the lights on all night like they're open and when you roll up, they great you with the special but won't take your order..

There's. Nobody. Fucking. There.

Fuckers.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yes.