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    Effective! Just like this!


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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperiorDG View Post
    Just pee on it.

    Won't deter a bear

    Might be a hippie attractant though so use sparingly.
    Last edited by ChickNorris; 11-04-2019 at 17:18.
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    We have a deer problem so we are asking the city to take down the deer crossing signs along the highway to stop them from crossing into our neighborhood from the subdivision across the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wctriumph View Post
    We have a deer problem so we are asking the city to take down the deer crossing signs along the highway to stop them from crossing into our neighborhood from the subdivision across the way.
    That is an oldie but goodie.......

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    Since the signs are uni-directional (from right to left), just remove the signs from one direction of road travel. Once all of the deer have moved in the directed direction, they'll not be crossing the road anymore. Then you can just remove the signs entirely. It's easy and conveniently locates the deer in the same place.
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    Have you tried market hunting?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ah Pook View Post
    Dude, back off the Red Bulls.
    Pipe down flatlander. Come up for some ribs one of these days.

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    Let me know when. I'll bring beer and an appetite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Won't deter a bear

    Might be a hippie attractant though so use sparingly.
    This made me laugh. I whizzed on the bear box for years and it had no noticable effect. It's still fun to whizz on something though, so why not?

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