Yeah, this won't work for my obstuctive apnea. Most everyone with obstructive apnea is an issue with the soft pallet blocking their airway, which is what inspiresleep corrects. I just had to be special and my issue is an oversized tongue which I swallow during sleep. About the only fix for this is slicing my neck open, putting hooks in the back of my tongue with cables bolted to my front jaw. Yeah, it's as gruesome as it sounds and the doctors told me it's still a 50/50 chance of solving my problem with associated issues of swallowing food, etc.

Even then, I'd still have to deal with the centralized apnea which is where my brain quits telling me to breathe. Okay, I'm ready for the blonde jokes after that confession.