The Goat?!

[AwetGoat]

Hi everybody, I am new to this archive. This is my first time posting. What are the funnest and coolest weapons that are offered for trade here?I'm open to any suggestions; for self defense. mainly. I am a lone wolf and sometimes I feel like I need self defense because of other mammals. Is scaled ranged powder metal vector too powerful for self defense and target practice?
I have never owned a weapon with that high of a vector output and I don't like to carry a concealed weapon that is ranged. Sometimes I don't feel safe and also I feel like the laws for traveling with a weapon are very disarming when it comes to being educated and possessing a weapon for defense. I am building an AR slowly, and it is honestly slightly boring. Any suggestions?

-GOAT

[CS1983]

I will sell you a rubber boomerang. It goes as far as you can throw it and returns like the investment it is. Being rubber, it’s non lethal. It mainly allows you to scream gibberish, distract the assailant, and run away. This is possibly the best legal option, though I’m no longer allowed at Broncos games. You may not care to be banned, and rubber boomerangs are no longer allowed. Your mileage may vary.

[TFOGGER]

A reasonable command of the English language may be helpful. If you find yourself in a self defense situation, your warning and/or war cries will be more effective if your assailants can understand you.

[Gman]

I have a pencil sharpener. I can make all the sharpened sticks I want.

[TheNash]

Shit yourself and start flinging. Also I can sell or trade you. Goat shit doesn’t have that same splat sticking effect.

Welcome.
Always helpful.

[brutal]

IBTL

[alan0269]

I will sell you a rubber boomerang. It goes as far as you can throw it and returns like the investment it is. Being rubber, it’s non lethal. It mainly allows you to scream gibberish, distract the assailant, and run away. This is possibly the best legal option, though I’m no longer allowed at Broncos games. You may not care to be banned, and rubber boomerangs are no longer allowed. Your mileage may vary.

You could also add a NERF boomerang to the lineup for range time to save wear and tear on the rubber one. The NERF one is completely safe for all users - in addition to being used for range practice to keep yourself proficient in boomerang use, many people use them to introduce children to boomerangs. I would stay away from assault boomerangs such as the one the boy uses in "The Road Warrior" - they are expensive, require specialized hand protection, and you will find yourself trying to explain in court why you need something that lethal if you ever need to use it to defend yourself.

[ray1970]

The vector output is something that concerns me as well. I often lay awake at night, unable to sleep, worrying about my choice of vector factor.

My first concern is that I may not have enough vector. But then as I lay blurry eyed and pondering my thoughts turn to what if my vector factor is too high?

Eventually I get over it and just watch a little porn to relax me until I can fall asleep.

[buffalobo]

We always have suggestions, lots, when we can figure out what you are asking.

[TFOGGER]

The vector output is something that concerns me as well. I often lay awake at night, unable to sleep, worrying about my choice of vector factor.

My first concern is that I may not have enough vector. But then as I lay blurry eyed and pondering my thoughts turn to what if my vector factor is too high?

Eventually I get over it and just watch a little porn to relax me until I can fall asleep.