Evil Christmas wrapping and gifts

[ray1970]

You could do a wooden box and put it together with bolts and then use stainless wire to secure the bolts like they do in the aviation industry.

[Bailey Guns]

You could do a wooden box and put it together with bolts and then use stainless wire to secure the bolts like they do in the aviation industry.

Metal box and weld it closed.

[ray1970]

Metal box and weld it closed.

Have to make sure the gift inside is flammable so torching it open would destroy the present. Maybe a one pound can of gunpowder?

[Irving]

Metal box and weld it closed.

This was my idea. I was thinking steel foil and some tack welds. Or Ray's idea about the wooden box, but just glue everything.

If someone gave me a gift that required me to download a mobile app that needs access to all my contacts and photos would piss me off.

[tmjohnson]

I gave my brother a piece of cholla cactus. Hid it in a bag, he plucked needles for 2 hours afterward.

[Rucker61]

Metal box and weld it closed.

Two co-workers bet each other a six pack, and the one who lost was a metal worker on the side. He welded a cage around a six pack of Bud tallboys.