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  1. 12-11-2019, 19:08 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    Metal box and weld it closed.
    Two co-workers bet each other a six pack, and the one who lost was a metal worker on the side. He welded a cage around a six pack of Bud tallboys.
    Te occidere possunt sed te edere non possunt nefas est

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  2. 12-11-2019, 19:11 #32
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    I gave my brother a piece of cholla cactus. Hid it in a bag, he plucked needles for 2 hours afterward.
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    Click image for larger version.  Name: SexDoll.JPG  Views: 138  Size: 10.9 KB  ID: 79638
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  4. 12-11-2019, 20:21 #34
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    Sent to my brother a penis enlargement pump.
    All the way to Italy.
    Hopefully he opened it in front of his in-laws...
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  5. 12-12-2019, 07:31 #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Just buy him a regular DVD of Avatar and wrap it normal. I can hardly think of a more disappointing gift.
    Even easier..... start gifting old VHS video tapes (like Avatar). If you are too young to own any you can find tons cheap at the thrifts stores.
    I say lets all remove the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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  6. 12-12-2019, 09:54 #36
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    what ever it is, crazy gorilla glue it to the bottom, or top, of a cheap dollar store plastic container.
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    "when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
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  7. 12-17-2019, 10:22 #37
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    This came across my faceplant feed this morning...


    Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

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    ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
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    Evil. I am impressed they got that welded up without setting the box on fire.
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  9. 12-17-2019, 11:08 #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by encorehunter View Post
    Just picked up a bunch of the clearance ammo. Maybe I will give them a box and wrap each individual round...
    Layer the individual ammo in expanding foam spray, encase the foam brick in concrete, then weld a cage around it.
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  10. 12-17-2019, 11:51 #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGER View Post
    This came across my faceplant feed this morning...


    I was just coming to post that one. Beat me to it.

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