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    Foreign language bible.

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    Possesses Antidote for "Cool" Gman's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGER View Post
    This came across my faceplant feed this morning...


    I like the irony.
    Liberals never met a slippery slope they didn't grease.
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    I wish technology solved people issues. It seems to just reveal them.
    -Also Me


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    You guys are scary.....
    There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!

    - Frank Zappa

    Scrotum Diem - bag the day!

    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrPrena View Post
    Foreign language bible.
    Great gift for the evangelical charismatic. Just tell em it’s in tongues.
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    It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. - The Cleveland Press, March 1, 1921, GK Chesterton

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    Quote Originally Posted by CS1983 View Post
    Great gift for the evangelical charismatic. Just tell em it?s in tongues.
    When I was a little kid, our family went to visit one of those mega church. Entire crowd start praying In tongues very loud. It was little freaky.

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    Steel strapping...



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    YOU are the first responder. Police, fire and medical are SECOND responders.
    When seconds count, the police are mere minutes away...
    Gun registration is gun confiscation in slow motion.

    My feedback: https://www.ar-15.co/threads/53226-O2HeN2

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    It might be funnier to just give them the strap and the tools and see if they can figure out how to use it.

    Few things make me feel like a chimpanzee with a brain disorder like trying to strap something to a pallet.

    Once I get it figured out it goes okay but it typically takes several minutes and some trial and error to figure it out.

    Maybe if I did it more than once a year I would remember how.

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    I will have to post some pictures after Christmas....I dont want certain people to bring proper equipment.

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    It took me a good 20 minutes with my impact driver to put 20 nuts on each 7 inch carriage bolt. Inside I put a couple of pecans and a note saying, " Now that you are done playing with your nuts, you can eat some too." For my other brother, he got a dovetail puzzle box with a box of bullets inside. He was still working on it when everyone else was done wrapping gifts, so I finally had to show him how to open it.

    They each also got a Kabar Tactical Spork. Never know when you might need one.
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    My boss will so look at me when I fire up the old crescent wrench to unloose those.

    Very well done, encorehunter

    -John

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