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    Default Colorado Man Shows Up For Jury Selection In Pink Bunny Suit

    Colorado Man Shows Up For Jury Selection In Pink Bunny Suit


    Can you be held in contempt for anything anymore?

    GOLDEN, Colo. (CBS4) ? She was just meeting her obligations, showing up for jury duty, so she sat down with the others in the room at the Jefferson County courthouse. But then, there he was. A grown man in a rabbit onesie.?

    I had to do a double take because I could not believe it,? said Amber Reitz, who snapped off a few photos of the man in the bunny suit.

    Yes, a pink bunny suit, with the ears and everything. Maybe related to the movie, ?A Christmas Story,? because that?s exactly what it looked like ? and Reitz says the suit had the logo from the movie on it.

    ?Of course the group of about 75 people waiting to find out if they were assigned to a jury began whispering about what seemed to be an effort to get out of duty.
    He was obviously extremely proud of it because he had his ears popped up and everything,? said Reitz.

    Reitz herself hadn?t known what to wear to jury duty, and even thought, ?Well, maybe it?s his job and he didn?t have a change of clothing.?
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    Then she figured, no, probably not.

    ?He wasn?t embarrassed at all. He got up and walked right in front of everyone to get coffee and didn?t act like anything weird was going on.?

    So the waiting continued. The court picked a group, then another, about twenty people in all had their names randomly called for jury duty. The last group, including Reitz and the man in the bunny suit waited, then, finally were dismissed; they would not be needed. She asked the deputy if you can do that and was told, ?Basically you can wear whatever you want, you cannot wear a hat in the courtroom, but whatever you want.?

    Nothing about bunny ears.

    The man left with her group, unpicked.
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    I don?t think he would have got out of it,? Reitz laughed. She said it made showing up for jury duty interesting.

    ?I was not looking forward to it, but I am so glad I had to go,? she added.
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    I heard they breed like rabbits.
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    I hold contempt for people who blatantly do dumb stuff like this to get off of jury duty. Then again, the people involved in the trial are probably all better off that they aren't on the jury.
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    So bunny suit boy didn't actually get called?

    I would imagine that, if called, a judge might be a bit less than amused. At least, I would hope so.

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    Who writes this stuff and who checks it off these days? The article starts out referring to the person as a she and then within the same paragraph refers to the the same person as a he.. Is this a gender fluid situation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by def90 View Post
    Who writes this stuff and who checks it off these days? The article starts out referring to the person as a she and then within the same paragraph refers to the the same person as a he.. Is this a gender fluid situation?
    Actually no, the she is referring to the person that snapped the photos, who was also in attendance for jury duty, the he is bunny guy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hurley842002 View Post
    Actually no, the she is referring to the person that snapped the photos, who was also in attendance for jury duty, the he is bunny guy.


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    That figures.. I'm on my 4th Rio Grande margarita so my comprehension skills at the moment are apparently lacking. Back to the regularly scheduled program!

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    If you want to stay off a jury, bring a copy of To Kill a Mockingbird.

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    You could also inquire about jury nullification..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I hold contempt for people who blatantly do dumb stuff like this to get off of jury duty.
    So do a lot of Judges. Only when a Judge holds you in contempt you go to jail.
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