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    ALWAYS TRYING HARDER Ah Pook's Avatar
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    Sorry for you expulsion. Saw her on NF stage a couple of nights ago. Was ready to wretch within a minute.Not funny and grotesque.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HBARleatherneck View Post
    It was HORRIBLE. The surgeon, nurses and techs were talking about how great amy schumer is. I almost lost my breakfast. How am I supposed to focus on pushing meds and intubating with all the bs being spewed in the OR?

    Successful intubation, but I almost needed to get zofran for myself.
    They show you her giving birth video, while they were fellating her ?

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    I hear if you intubate with your left hand, it feels like a stranger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyEgo View Post
    I hear if you intubate with your left hand, it feels like a stranger.
    OK. I genuinely got a chuckle out of your response.
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    Two cannibal clowns were eating Amy Schumer and one says to the other, “does this taste funny to you?”

    The other says, “no , not at all”
    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Haw haw haw?..

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    I'm not a huge fan of Schummer, but I think it's interesting that men have a long history of making money telling dick jokes, but if a woman does it people don't like it.

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    That depends on the woman. I find Iliza Shlesinger funny.
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    RATATATATATATATATATATABLAM

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    For legal reasons, that's a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I'm not a huge fan of Schummer, but I think it's interesting that men have a long history of making money telling dick jokes, but if a woman does it people don't like it.
    It’s not so much the content as the delivery. Joan rivers was hilarious and hers weren’t much better of a topic. But she was funny, not vulgar for vulgar sake. Amy’s humor is what people that don’t tell dirty jokes, think dirty jokes are like, if that makes sense.
    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Haw haw haw?..

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    Yep. Schumer is just plain nasty.
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