Harry & Meghan & The Couch

[eddiememphis]

We were talking about the Royal turmoil tonight, of which I know nothing. I don't know what the latest uproar is, but brought it up jokingly. Turns out it is a huge deal among every girl, everywhere.

I tonight learned much more about them than I ever wanted to know. When I brought up that Harry is not Royal since his mother was married into the family and his father is in question, I was lambasted AND chastised.

When I imagined a scenario in which the Queen mother was scraping the yellow buildup from under her toenails with a digger from a nutcracker set while deriding her grandchildren, filter-less Lucky Strike dangling from the corner of her mouth, I thought I was okay, until I realized I had inadvertently referred to her as "the old c...".

It was suddenly very cold in my house and the bedroom door slammed.

I guess I am in the sleepy bag with Popcorn tonight.

[Gman]

I don't care about British royalty. We kicked the sumbitches out and that's all I need to know.

[BREATHER]

British royalty is a joke IMHO... Mostly inbred, and only good for selling bobble heads at "royal" events

[ChickNorris]

Zero fu . . .

[Zundfolge]

Didn't we shoot a bunch of redcoats so we didn't have to care about this crap?

Now what's Yeezy and Kim doing? THAT's important.

[JohnnyEgo]

The boys punched well above their weight, though. Guess you look taller standing on a crown and a couple million subsidized pounds.

[beast556]

I don't care about British royalty. We kicked the sumbitches out and that's all I need to know.

This is exactly how I feel.

[zulu01]

I don't understand the obsession with the British "Royalty". It's made up BS.

[Irving]

I don't understand the obsession with the British "Royalty". It's made up BS.

So is our monetary system.

[Zundfolge]

So is our monetary system.

Yeah, but I can buy stuff with our fiat money ... can't buy anything with the Royals.


But hey, I'm all for trading the monarchy for Bitcoin if that would make you feel better