Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
Tangentially related:

THAT is who keeps throwing their 'free' TRASH on my lawn every morning despite my repeated requests for them to stop. Even went so far as to return an arm full of papers to the delivery person (for the 3rd time) @ 0420 one morning with the sincere promise that if I had to speak with them again, the papers would be on fire when I put them back in his car.

Viola. Newspapers stopped being delivered the next day & for over two years. Now it appears they have a new driver who has yet to make my introduction.

In the interim I've put it all in a box & will give it to my vet as they have use lining small kennels.
Suck a soggy one up in a snowblower after repeated warnings to not deliver trash to your property and you'll really have cause to smoke them.