For confirming that you work for a worthless agency dedicated to making air travel the maximum PITA possible. In an entire federal agency full of assholes you obviously strive to be a bigger asshole than your fellow employees...and you've succeeded.

I hope someday when you're in a new airport and a little confused by the number of signs and conflicting instructions facing you a TSA employee behaves toward you the way you behave towards those you "serve". Dickhead.