Thank You, TSA Agent in OKC

[Bailey Guns]

For confirming that you work for a worthless agency dedicated to making air travel the maximum PITA possible. In an entire federal agency full of assholes you obviously strive to be a bigger asshole than your fellow employees...and you've succeeded.

I hope someday when you're in a new airport and a little confused by the number of signs and conflicting instructions facing you a TSA employee behaves toward you the way you behave towards those you "serve". Dickhead.

[CS1983]

Well now we are all curious.

[drew890]

Ok Boomer.

[BPTactical]

Cool Story Bro

[KevDen2005]

Someone just made a watch list

[BushMasterBoy]

They took away my can of Red Bull I use with my medication two weeks ago. Now I have a sinus infection. The women in London were so beautiful and friendly, WTF was I thinking moving to Colorado? I am an idiot.

[Gman]

With some people, any bit of authority goes straight to their heads. Hope the rest of your journey is less eventful.

[beast556]

Exactly why I don't fly.

[Duman]

Years ago I was in Germany, the part formerly controlled by the Soviets. I was travelling with another engineer who spoke German, because in that area the primary languages are Russian and German with English being a distant third.

Travelling on a train to another town, I fell asleep only to be woken by a attendant in uniform loudly demanding, "Der TICKET! Der TICKET!". Only in German, which I didn't understand.

Give those guys a uniform, and they think the world is theirs.

[TRnCO]

I had a good chuckle on my recent trip to AK with my rifle when comparing the firearm mandatory check system at DIA compared to Anchorage. DIA, you do NOT set foot in the room where they do the check and in Anchorage the guy invited us into the room and had us unlock the case and stand right next to him the whole time.
It's like two different countries with different rules.