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  1. 03-10-2020, 14:49 #1
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    Default Chuck Norris is 80 today.

    Happy Birthday !~
    My airstream has been stolen by dopers
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    https://1063thebuzz.com/happy-birthd...texoma-native/
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  3. 03-10-2020, 16:45 #3
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    That's why the stock market was up today.
    Liberals never met a slippery slope they didn't grease.
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    I wish technology solved people issues. It seems to just reveal them.
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    When Chuck Norris was born, he slapped the doctor.
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  5. 03-10-2020, 17:41 #5
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    On his birthday, he beat the crap out of BEAR and physically drag a BULL into the market.
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  6. 03-10-2020, 17:48 #6
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    Chuck Norris is actually 160 today.
    Half of the years were scared to show up.
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

    Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...
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    Hell.. he even beat Bruce Lee on a first 3 minutes of this video.

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  8. 03-10-2020, 18:29 #8
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    Chuck norris was forced to shave his beard of power so bruce lee could win

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    "Soviet Union suffers worst wheat harvest in 55 years...

    Labor and food riots in Poland. Soviet troops invade...

    Cuba and Nicaragua reach troop strength goals of 500,000. El Salvador and Honduras fall...

    Greens Party gains control of West German Parliament. Demands withdrawal of nuclear weapons from European soil...

    Mexico plunged into revolution...

    NATO dissolves.

    United States stands alone"
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  9. 03-10-2020, 20:03 #9
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    And chuck Norris took down the entire terrorist hijackers. (delta force).
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  10. 03-11-2020, 07:46 #10
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    His birthday cake candles blew themselves out when he walked towards it
    Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.
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