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    Machine Gunner th3w01f's Avatar
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    Default Sleep tight Mr Serious Nissan Truck Man.

    Ok, this isn't a rant but I just had the weirdest confrontation I've had in at least 30 years.

    We went to the the local adult beverage store in south Castle Rock about 7:30 tonight. Everything is totally normal until the customer at the cash-register (Mr Serious who pulled in about 10 seconds behind us) tells me to tell my wife that she drives like an asshole.... Now, I'm totally fine with telling her that, but absolutely nothing had happened on the drive, no close lights, no honking, nothing. I ask what happened and the response, "You fucking know what happened," with no details and he became even more belligerent.

    I'd say we both kept our calm for the most part, he called me a pussy and I said he should stop being a dick (hey maybe we should have gotten together). Then he asked me to go outside so he could teach me a lesson.... seriously, what person over 20 challenges someone to go outside, and this was a nicely dressed business man around 50 (+-5), given the grey hair. He ended the whole discussion with something very close to "If your wife ever wants a real man, have her call me". So we finished up and left. My wife and I reviewed the video of the entire drive, absolutely nothing happened and we didn't see his Titan in the video at all.

    The best part was when the clerk came out and talked to us for several minutes about the "store-rage guy" that had him scared and ready to call 911.

    I guess I just want to say to the guy in the Titan that not everyone wants to get in a fight and, yes, everything is pretty shitty right now..... I hope you're doing better tonight.

    No harm no foul.

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    You are too kind. I would have followed him home and bludgeoned him in his driveway.

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    Wow. People are strange.

    Maybe he’d already had a few?
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    He was probably high on something. Or maybe he forgot to take his meds this morning.

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    Wonder if he just wanted to pick a fight. Some people are like that, especially if he had already been consuming before he went to buy more.

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    LOL, I was totally sober and he seemed sober as well. Just seemed like someone who wanted to pick a fight, and in this day and age it was kind of surreal. My wife reminded me that he had Army or Air Force plates and we're totally willing to have a "man" who can come and do chores on the property. There is a lot of shit that needs to be done here.

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    What was Mr. Serious buying?
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    Flocking beer, we should have just split some ever-clear in the parking lot.

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