She Should've Had a Uberti Yellowboy

[BPTactical]

Stupid twat. Stupid hurts.
Good.

I was amazed at the “Tourons” between Moran and Jackson WY last year. We come upon a lot of vehicles on the side of the road, figure it must be a wreck.
Nope, a herd of bison are next to the road And all of the Tourist Morons (Tourons) are out of their cars 5 ft away from the bison taking selfies.
There is a 4 strand of barbed wire separating them from as one idiot said “Big fluffy cows”.

I asked my sister who lives in Jackson how many people get jacked up each year from the big fluffy cows.
Oh 3 or 4.

[Gman]

The Tourons should go to Alaska and hug polar bears. The bears love it.

...saw it on a TV commercial.

[Duman]

It won't play at work, but it does read she only lost her pants. So I have to ask in the circumstances, and having seen a few questionable biker women in the past... Did it gtfo when she lost her pants?

I guess she liked to feel the wind in her hair.

HAhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

[ChickNorris]

If anyone was wondering wth they just heard....that was me cackling @ Gman's comment.

[Gman]

I'm glad some of you got that.