So, it was my turn to get the groceries so I headed out to Walmart with my mask in hand. After filling the cart full of stuff and barely being able to breathe, I headed to the register where I would unload everything I just loaded, scan and bag it all myself, and load it all back into the cart so I can take it out to the car and unload it all from the cart and into my vehicle so I can go home and unload it all again and put it away.

Anyhow, the whole process/experience generally puts me in a foul mood.

I get to the self checkout and this (insert your favorite derogatory word for a female) is doing her entire checkout process with one hand so that she doesn?t have to put her stupid phone down. And from what I could tell from her side of the conversation it was absolutely unimportant and she was just having a casual conversation with some sort of acquaintance about absolutely nothing.

I should have just snatched her phone and stomped on it.





I hope she gets cancer.