Now, a rounding policy would be brilliant (under 49 cents, we keep, over 50 cents, we round up to the next dollar in change for you) but every good-ol-penny skimping accountant-wanna bees would get their panties in a twist every time they fell under 49 cents, meaning anything like that will forever be impossible.

There's just so much bigger issues in life than for me to get torq'ed over pocket change.