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    I was going to tell you a Covid joke...but there was a 99.96% chance you wouldn’t get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WETWRKS View Post
    I was going to tell you a Covid joke...but there was a 99.96% chance you wouldn?t get it.
    Oh No........... it's the Masked Comedian
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Oh No........... it's the Masked Comedian
    https://youtu.be/9BBZVQ4zBcU
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    I was going to tell you a time travel joke...but you guys didn’t like it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WETWRKS View Post
    I was going to tell you a Covid joke...but there was a 99.96% chance you wouldn’t get it.
    I feel like it could be higher that I won't get it

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    We should open a 1st annual COAr15 stand up comedy contest. Sponsored by greatkazoo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrPrena View Post


    We should open a 1st annual COAr15 stand up comedy contest. Sponsored by greatkazoo.
    Tough Crowd.
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    It's a good joke. For me however, the timing sucked. Got word today that one person where I work tested positive, another is presumed to be positive - results not back yet, and a third who has been in close contact with the other two, has symptoms and is getting tested. Ironically, that works out to about 99.96%. Go figure.

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    Damn, dude... Hope you dodge this bullet.
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    I've been proud of my Covid free status lately. Now one of the employees of one of my side gigs tested positive so I've been having to work outside, on ladders, all day wearing a mask trying to stay Covid free. Similar boat as J. Drama.

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