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    ALWAYS TRYING HARDER Ah Pook's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by CS1983 View Post
    You say, "bless your heart, would you like a coke? I have sprite and root beer."
    Yep.

    “You are sofaking wetarded” works as well.

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    My favorite description is banana head

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    “Bless your heart Forrest, aren’t you just so special.....”
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    We could turn this into a 'how to call someone stupid' thread.....

    If you're brains were TNT, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

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    I go the French language route and call them (or myself) a ?Dumas?

    That way I?m celebrating linguistic diversity...


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Norseman View Post
    I go the French language route and call them (or myself) a ?Dumas?

    That way I?m celebrating linguistic diversity...


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    The woke version is: "One who displays the characteristics of a dumbass"
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    "Person of dumbassery" is best, but you can also use Dumbass-American as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin View Post
    "Person of dumbassery" is best, but you can also use Dumbass-American as well.
    Whoah there big fella.

    Are you prepared to make the distinction between a Dumbass-American and a Dumbass-Asian American, a Dumbass-Native American, a Dumbass-African American, etc?

    You can?t just lump everybody into one, generic category or you?ll likely offend some dumbass.

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