I was at a local gas station cash register behind a guy who was buying some "Zyn". For those that don't know, this is a non-tobacco nicotine pouch type of thing that is supposed to be a tobacco substitute and, IF used correctly, wean your ass off of snuff.
Anyway, the guy asks for the Zyn and asks, does this have the new tax? The clerk says "yeah, sorry". It was like $2 more than before the tax or something, crazy.
The dude goes a little sideways, not on the clerk herself but in general, and says, "I'm trying to quit tobacco and these assholes tax me for it!!!"
I just said, "Thanks government."
He looked at me and said, "No shit....assholes".
Mission accomplished - one more mind thinking about how our government fucks us every day.
