Sayings and comments you favor the most!

[Skully]

Couple days a go I heard my boys' repeat something I say about someone they saw at the store. Kind of embarrassing.............

Talking to the wife I was concern that the boys' may get themselves in trouble some day if they repeat what I say out of context or in the wrong crowd.

My wife says, honey you say those things all the time................ Me? Do I?

I reminded her of her fav statement, calling stupid people "Dildo's"

It was interesting to see my Mexican wife blush when the boys' asked her; "Whats a dildo?"


I didn't realize how often I say them, so interested in if anyone else says catchy comments or statements, maybe not even realizing how often you say them.


I wrote down some of my favs;


1.) Such a Cracker Ass cracker! ( My fav describing someone being a little too redneck or call some of my friends this)

2.) your SOL (shit out of luck)

3.) SSDD (Same shit, different day)

4.) So hungry I could eat the south bound end of a north bound mule

5.) he's a couple cans shy of a six pack

6.) brilliance is NOT how dark it is.

7.) move your ass dum-bass! (usually while driving and it rhymes)




What yours?