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    CO-AR's Secret Jedi roberth's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by OtterbatHellcat View Post
    I overheard this at a local gas station last week.

    "Sympathy is in between piss and shit".

    I paid for my lottery ticket and left with a snicker.
    The way I heard it:

    Sympathy comes between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

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    You're so shit out of luck, you're up shit creek without a paddle in a barb wire canoe fucked!
    "Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician." - Col. Jeff Cooper

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    "Hey, you see that (insert structure name here) over there? Good, that's where you can go fuck yourself".

    "I have an idea. Why don't you go outside and play a nice game of Hide and Go Fuck Yourself?"
    The character of a man can be judged by how he treats those who can do nothing for him

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    A common reaction

    Buying Randall Made Knives and Randall 1911 Pistols

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    The world isn't a perfect place. Screws fall out, people die.

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    "He's got the IQ of a handball."
    "Get your head out of your fourth point of contact."
    "Tighten up your shot group."
    "Do you like sex and travel? Then go and fuck yourself."
    "I shit you not."
    "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty."
    Nathan Fillion, "Firefly"

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    Don't want to see you on the news..

    (Usually when doing something unsafe)
    Sometimes people trip and fall down stairs.
    Sometimes assholes push people down stairs.
    That doesn't mean "stairs are bad" nor does it make someone who pushes someone down the stairs any less of an asshole.

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    Hold my beer.....

    RUFKM?

    It's time to go full retard!

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    Life's a bitch....and then you die.

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    Fhugetabodit.

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    FHUGETABOUDIT!!!

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