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    Prefers it FIRM Skully's Avatar
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    Default Sayings and comments you favor the most!

    Couple days a go I heard my boys' repeat something I say about someone they saw at the store. Kind of embarrassing.............

    Talking to the wife I was concern that the boys' may get themselves in trouble some day if they repeat what I say out of context or in the wrong crowd.

    My wife says, honey you say those things all the time................ Me? Do I?

    I reminded her of her fav statement, calling stupid people "Dildo's"

    It was interesting to see my Mexican wife blush when the boys' asked her; "Whats a dildo?"


    I didn't realize how often I say them, so interested in if anyone else says catchy comments or statements, maybe not even realizing how often you say them.


    I wrote down some of my favs;


    1.) Such a Cracker Ass cracker! ( My fav describing someone being a little too redneck or call some of my friends this)

    2.) your SOL (shit out of luck)

    3.) SSDD (Same shit, different day)

    4.) So hungry I could eat the south bound end of a north bound mule

    5.) he's a couple cans shy of a six pack

    6.) brilliance is NOT how dark it is.

    7.) move your ass dum-bass! (usually while driving and it rhymes)




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    Last edited by Skully; 01-08-2021 at 14:24.
    "The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles. --Jeff Cooper"



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    Not my Monkey, not my circus.
    I like sex, drugs and automatic weapons. That's why i'm a dues paying member of the Libertarian party. Struggling to keep the government away from messing with the above.
    My Wife has her own vice.

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    You get what you pay for, and sometimes you don't even get that!

    We have been set up to fail.
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    I?m a little hurt you never called me a cracker, Skully.

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    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes...

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    Moron
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking."
    George S. Patton

    "A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
    Dwight D. Eisenhower

    "Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth."
    John F. Kennedy

    ?A motorcycle is a bicycle with a pandemonium attachment, and is designed for the special use of mechanical geniuses, daredevils and lunatics.?
    George Fitch. c 1916.

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    go fuck yourself.


    Simple, straight to the point. Not too difficult to understand.

    Working at the local range, i've encountered a lot of retired, former ny'kers. Everyone of them laughs when it's said. AND no one takes offense at it.
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    Nah, this thread is waaaaay too easy.
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

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    Our family motto - Get over yourself.

    When I was still working and asked to describe another investigator/detective - "that guy/gal couldn't find holes in peg board."

    Less government is the best government.

    We get the government we deserve.

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    Be safe.
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