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    Talking Warning From Afghanistan

    WARNING FROM AFGHANISTAN

    This morning, from a cave somewhere in Afghanistan , Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Alibaba Ockmed, warned the United States that, if military actions against radical Muslims continues, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America 's supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers.

    If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T and AOL customer service reps.

    Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more candidates for President either.

    It's gonna get ugly, people...!

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    HAHA LMAO, I hope they still send them to work for the CC Collectors I love not being able to understand whos raping my wallet at the end of the month

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    No more presidential candidates!?!? Damn, I guess we'll have to elect an AMERICAN!

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    Classic. Thanks for the laugh.

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    M2MG, thats funny shit man! Thanks for passing that on!


    Quote Originally Posted by Daniel_187 View Post
    HAHA LMAO, I hope they still send them to work for the CC Collectors I love not being able to understand whos raping my wallet at the end of the month
    Daniel_187, as the kids say, I feel ya bro!!

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    UGLY, indeed!


    Pistol Packing Preacher - Have Sermon-Will Travel. [John 3:16; Romans 10:9-10; Titus 3:4-7]
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    Awesome! I hope they attack them hell out of them. maybe they will stay true to their word
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    I don't care who you are, that is funny right there.

    Last edited by Ed_S; 12-16-2009 at 13:55. Reason: typo

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    Good One !!!
    Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.

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    idle threat, there's plenty of mexicans to take their place.

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