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  1. 12-16-2009, 09:52 #1
    M2MG
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    Talking Warning From Afghanistan

    WARNING FROM AFGHANISTAN

    This morning, from a cave somewhere in Afghanistan , Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Alibaba Ockmed, warned the United States that, if military actions against radical Muslims continues, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America 's supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers.

    If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T and AOL customer service reps.

    Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more candidates for President either.

    It's gonna get ugly, people...!
    What part of "shall not be infringed" don't you understand?

    The tree of freedom grows the strongest when its watered with the blood of tyrants.

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  2. 12-16-2009, 10:15 #2
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    HAHA LMAO, I hope they still send them to work for the CC Collectors I love not being able to understand whos raping my wallet at the end of the month
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  3. 12-16-2009, 10:17 #3
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    No more presidential candidates!?!? Damn, I guess we'll have to elect an AMERICAN!

    "Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician." - Col. Jeff Cooper
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  4. 12-16-2009, 10:27 #4
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    Classic. Thanks for the laugh.
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  5. 12-16-2009, 10:53 #5
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    M2MG, thats funny shit man! Thanks for passing that on!


    Quote Originally Posted by Daniel_187 View Post
    HAHA LMAO, I hope they still send them to work for the CC Collectors I love not being able to understand whos raping my wallet at the end of the month
    Daniel_187, as the kids say, I feel ya bro!!
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  6. 12-16-2009, 11:33 #6
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    UGLY, indeed!
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  7. 12-16-2009, 12:30 #7
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    Awesome! I hope they attack them hell out of them. maybe they will stay true to their word
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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  8. 12-16-2009, 13:55 #8
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    I don't care who you are, that is funny right there.

    Last edited by Ed_S; 12-16-2009 at 13:55. Reason: typo
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  9. 12-16-2009, 16:47 #9
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    Good One !!!
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  10. 12-16-2009, 17:11 #10
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    idle threat, there's plenty of mexicans to take their place.
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