AU - You have 15 minutes to take a picture of your face and text the Government

[rondog]

I hope they get lots of sittin'-on-the-shitter pics.

[Irving]

Personally, I'd dig up the picture of someone very high up in politics wife, then face swap her face onto me hitting it from behind.

[electronman1729]

I'd just be sending dick picks.

[hollohas]

Well, I suppose that?s the type of stuff a government can get away with when they?ve disarmed their populace.

Ha! We have TONS of guns and still our kids can't go to school, many states refuse to allow 30% of the population into public spaces and people are getting fired for not taking a certain medication that doesn't even do what it's supposed to.

Guns haven't helped us one bit.

[Great-Kazoo]

Ha! We have TONS of guns and still our kids can't go to school, many states refuse to allow 30% of the population into public spaces and people are getting fired for not taking a certain medication that doesn't even do what it's supposed to.

Guns haven't helped us one bit.

Yet, hypothetically.

[Martinjmpr]

I'd just be sending dick picks.

What if they have "state of the art penis recognition software?"

[Irving]

You mean ex-girlfriends?

[brutal]

There's a wife vs girlfriend joke in the there somewhere.

[Clint45]

Just remove the battery from your phone until you need to use it.

[Irving]

Name a phone with a removable battery.