Here ya go, Bear. I'm hopeful it'll bring a smile to your face for even just a minute:

The Economy, How Bad Is It?

The economy is so bad...

1. ...That I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
2. ...I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
3. ...That CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
4. ...If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
5. ...The economy is so bad... McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6. ...Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
7. ...A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
8. ...Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
9. ...Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore.
10. ..The Mafia is laying off judges.
11. ..Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.