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    Default Funniest News Article Of The Day~!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushMasterBoy;[URL="tel:2352147"
    2352147[/URL]]You can't make this stuff up. Large caliber humor. Don't try this home.


    Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say (msn.com)
    Talk about explosive shiats.
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    The item had already been removed by doctors by the time the bomb squad arrived, the spokesperson added, and the EOD confirmed that the shell was "not live" and "therefore not a danger to the public."

    The Sun was first to report that the unnamed patient told doctors at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that he "slipped and fell" on the two-inch-wide artillery shell.
    1- no but the “patient” sure is.
    2- Baldwin Syndrome.
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    Maybe a 6 pounder, 57mm? Since it is reported as British I can't think of anything that is 2". Unless he was pak'ing german AT up his ass.
    (50mm is pretty close).

    Then again, I'm not sure why I care precisely what he was using as a dildo. Why they don't come up with more amusing explanations IDK. "I thought I had anal parasites and I was gunna clear em out, but the damn things a dud!"

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    Guess he ran out of fusilli pasta?
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    Quote Originally Posted by brutal View Post
    Guess he ran out of fusilli pasta?
    Not a Seinfeld fan but...
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    My cousin was a Navy Corpsman stationed at Pearl Harbor ... he's got some stories.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zundfolge View Post
    My cousin was a Navy Corpsman stationed at Pearl Harbor ... he's got some stories.
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