So, as I am typing this, my wife is subjecting me to one of the worst movies of all time. Mama Mia. Its a musical! WTF!!!???!!! Who the hell wants to watch a stupid-assed musical? More so than that, what kind of sick company would put such crap into the livingroom of a red blooded American male? Netflix, thats who...
Fortunately, I thought of an alternative: ManFlix
Yes, with Manflix we would never be subjected to this crap again.
No romantic comedies
No romance movies of any kind
No retarded tear jerkers.
Most especially, NO FRIGGIN' MUSICALS!!!
With Manflix every movie would have at least two of the following:
Stunning special effects
Fist fights
Chuck Norris
Ass Whoopins
Car chases
Robots
Arnold Schwartzeneggor
Cyborgs
Explosions
Clint Eastwood
Hot naked chicks
Gun Fights
Bruce Willis
Sword Fights
Hot naked chicks
Other cool man approved stuff and naked chicks. Explosions too.
What do you think fellas? I think we have a billion dollar industry on our hands here. Its good to be a man. We should celebrate it with movies worth watching. Well, with movies worth watching and shooting guns...
No more Netflix. Too much stupid chick crap...
Rant Over.....