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    Rails against Big Carrot JohnnyEgo's Avatar
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    Default I guess he's really growing up.

    My boy turned 12 on Saturday. Bought him a rifle he absolutely did not want, and an enormous box of Pokemon cards he actually did.

    Told him now that he was 12, I'd take him to see the new Batman Movie.

    Me: It's a little more violent than the Spiderman movie we saw last month, so if it gets to be too much, let me know.
    Boy: I'm 12 now, Dad. I can handle a little violence.
    Me: Fair enough.
    Boy: And also a little nudity.
    Me: So noted.

    Wife shot coffee out of her nose and had a choking fit. I kept a straight, flat face, but I've been cracking up over it all evening.
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    Son has to look after dad ya know!

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    That "I'm 12 now" reminds me of a story my mom told about me. When I'd turned three, we went on a plane to visit my grandmother. She'd gotten me a brand new pacifier. When she handed it to me, I reacted in disgust, "Free [sic] year olds don't use pacifiers!" And I never used one since.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyEgo View Post
    My boy turned 12 on Saturday. Bought him a rifle he absolutely did not want, and an enormous box of Pokemon cards he actually did.

    Told him now that he was 12, I'd take him to see the new Batman Movie.

    Me: It's a little more violent than the Spiderman movie we saw last month, so if it gets to be too much, let me know.
    Boy: I'm 12 now, Dad. I can handle a little violence.
    Me: Fair enough.
    Boy: And also a little nudity.
    Me: So noted.

    Wife shot coffee out of her nose and had a choking fit. I kept a straight, flat face, but I've been cracking up over it all evening.
    Priceless! Good luck and I'm sure he'll grow into enjoying the rifle with you after only a couple simple range trips!
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    That's funny. They sure do grow up fast.

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    Outstanding!

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    I'd like to hear about that rifle he absolutely did not want. I imagine he's been shooting with you many times before.

    I began shooting at age five with my Grandpa's Remington .22, which I still have. But, I didn't get my own .22 rifle until my 12th birthday. It was a complete surprise. Three years later I bought my own with money from mowing lawns.
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    Beware of the socks......
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    Great story.

    Yup, he is growing up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Beware of the socks......
    ^^^
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