I like those observations. That would be logical, most likely, and what someone of sound mind would conclude.

But as the saying goes, find all possibilities, eliminate the most likely, and what remains utterly impossible is probably true. So, it's probably Pfizer that started the war, honestly. To distract everyone from bad press so they won't notice the next vaccine they are delivering has a chip that'll send everyone's thoughts to Google for improved product ads.

It's not like the Russians have been trying to cram propaganda down captured Ukrainians gullets to the effect that "Ukraine never existed, it was always Russia". And it's not like they have plans to take over Maldova. We don't know what they are doing, the Russians probably have the worlds best interests at heart and simply want to kill Nazi's and bring the world into balance out of the goodness of their little, blessed, commie hearts.