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    Gourmet Catfood Connoisseur StagLefty's Avatar
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    You know your getting old when every one of these posts describe yourself !!!!
    Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.

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    If you lived in a mobile home, they would all be the same tools.

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    The girl at Supercuts does your ears and eyebrows without asking

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    Ya know your getting old when you here your favorite song on the elevator..
    FHUGETABOUDIT!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eddiememphis View Post
    The girl at Supercuts does your ears and eyebrows without asking
    first time a barber asked "do you want your eyebrows cut...."

    that, and the previously referenced sleep injury, plus going to doctors that are all younger than you

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    When someone in the various Medical offices note that I was born in 1936, they almost always say that I sure do NOT look THAT old.

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    That's a heckuva compliment, Bob.
    Liberals never met a slippery slope they didn't grease.
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    I wish technology solved people issues. It seems to just reveal them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    No, you know your getting old when you know you have a caulk gun but you forgot where it is. You go to Homey D, buy a new one and when you get home find the other one.
    In the box with the other one you bought because you couldn?t find the one you?ve had for 20 years that was in the bottom of the box with the other one.
    When you break down and buy the battery powered caulk gun to go with your collection of the other caulking guns that you've bought because you couldn't find the first one because it's at the bottom of the box.

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    When your motorcycle shopping and you notice the sales people are pushing you towards bikes with luggage.

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    When you finally put saddle bags on your bike.


    I am not even old but when I put these on, I felt like I aged ten years.
    "But when it's time to fight, you fight like you are the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark; and brother, it's startin' to rain."

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